With the recent announcements of future games for the Nintendo Wii that include MadWorld, The Conduit and Dead Rising: Chop Till You Drop, it’s become increasingly clear that although it serves families and non-traditional-gamers, the Wii is not a game console to be fucked with.

As its street cred grows along with its market share, Nintendo itself plans to release several first-party titles in the next three years that will cater to a more adult audience. They include:

• Super Mario Prison Break
• Link’s Crossbow Massacre
• Duck Hunt (Ducks Hunting Humans Edition)
• Wii Fit: Balance Board Bondage
• Pikmin Planet of Pot
• Donkey Kong Jr.’s Handgun Experimenation
• Grand Theft Autoerotic Asphyxiation (A Kirby Adventure!)
• Luigi’s Playboy Mansion
• Wii Play: Waggle Off!
• Metroid: Prime Piece of Ass
• Yoshi’s Mushroom Freakout
• Princess Peach Cuts Herself And Can’t Stop
• Star Fucks