Wiimote, Least Expensive Things Broken By

  • Posted by Glark
  • Feb 7, 2008

Television destroyed by indifferent Wiimote

Soon after the Nintendo Wii was released, reports appeared that the thin straps on the wiimotes were breaking sending wiimotes flying into expensive television sets across the world. Lost in the reporting however was news of the other objects destroyed by rouge wiimotes.

  • 1 can of Mountain Dew Code Red
  • Ceramic figurine of little girl praying at bedside with caption “Lord please give me patience but I want it right now!”
  • Carefully constructed house of cards
  • Nemo, Slappy, Sir Farts-A-Lot and Captain Zoom along with their fishbowl
  • Target Dollar Spot DVD collection of Charlie Chan films
  • Expired tin of Poppycock
  • Commemorative ashtray from Wyoming Cattle Auction ‘82
  • King size Hershey bar with almonds
  • In progress Jenga tower
  • Timex Sinclair 1000
  • 4 lbs of tainted beef
  • 2 bottles of Robitussin Cough & Cold
  • Evening musk incense
  • Wall poster featuring Lee Majors as The Fall Guy

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Written by:
Alliath
Posted on:
Feb 7, 2008 at 3:42 pm

While I broke nothing due to playing only Cooking Mama on the Wii so far, I will confess to clocking a curious labrador between the eyes during the agressive peeling of a virtual potato.

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Written by:
oakling
Posted on:
Feb 8, 2008 at 5:23 pm

I really need a Wii. I can no longer tell the difference between made-up games and real ones.