Windows Key, That Goddamn

The Windows Key was an important innovation in keeping you from enjoying PC games too much. Top researchers at Microsoft spent over $17.3 million making sure when you got too excited and pressed the Windows Key while playing Counter-Strike or Red Alert 2 the system would return to the desktop, crash and send a stealth packet back to Microsoft HQ where the research team did a little jig and slammed back 4 shots of premium whiskey each and every time.


