Wizard of Wor was an incredibly fun two-player game from the early 80s in which you control a “worrior” around a mazey dungeon and blast various monsters until you get to dispatch the titular wizard. It was also one of the first memorable arcade games with speech (such as it was — it wasn’t the clearest thing around). The Wizard of Wor may have been a evil magic-using badass but you can’t deny the man loved to laugh. Well over half the speech samples in the game include laughing:

• I’m out of spite, ha ha ha ha!
• Ah good! My pets were getting hungry. Ha ha ha ha!
• My worlings are very very hungry. Ha ha ha ha!
• So you’ve come to score in the world of Wor. Ha ha ha ha!
• One bite from my pretties, and you’ll explode, ha ha ha ha!
• If you can’t beat the rest, then you’ll never get the best! Ha ha ha ha!
• You’ll never leave Wor alive! Ha ha ha ha!
• If you destroy my babies, I’ll pop you in the oven! Ha ha ha ha!
• Burwor hasn’t eaten anyone in months. Ha ha ha ha!
• You’ll get …The Arena! Ha ha ha ha!
• Worrior fear, I draw near, each time I appear. Ha ha ha ha!
• You won’t have a chance for your dance worrior. Ha ha ha ha!
• Now you get the heavyweights! Ha ha ha ha!
• If you try any harder, you’ll only meet with doom, ha ha ha ha!
• If you get too powerful, I’ll take care of you myself, ha ha ha ha!
• Your bones will lie in the dungeons of Wor, ha ha ha ha!
• Garwor and Thorwor, become, invisible! Ha ha ha ha!
• You’ve just been fried by the Wizard of Wor! Ha ha ha ha!
• Bite the bolt worrior. Ha ha ha ha!
• Wasn’t that lightning bolt delicious? Ha ha ha ha!
• And my teleporting spell can be even faster! Ha ha ha ha!
• Your explosion was music to my ears! Ha ha ha ha!
• I’ll say it again, worrior fear, I draw near, each time I appear. Ha ha ha ha!
• Your path leads directly to The Pit! Ha ha ha ha!
• Thor Bur Gar! Dinner’s ready! Ha ha ha ha!
• Hey! Your space boot’s untied! Ha ha ha ha!
• My beasts run wild in the Worlord dungeons. Ha ha ha ha!
• Now your only chance is your dance! Ha ha ha ha!
• Are you fit, to survive The Pit? Ha ha ha ha!
• Oops! I must have forgotten the walls! Ha ha ha ha!
• Worlord, where are you going to hide now? Ha ha ha ha!
• Come back for more with the Wizard of Wor. Ha ha ha ha!
• You can start anew, but for now you’re through. Ha ha ha ha!
• He he he ho ho ho ha ha ha! That was fun!

Yet he never learned to LOVE.

Wizard of Wor speech list from Arcade-History — an awesome site you should be checking out right now.