ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
2G - You ate the whole thing!

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
1G - C’mere and gimma kiss

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
500 - A little pee came out

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
3G - Your Xbox is powered off

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
750 - Hey now! Soup! Soup!

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
1G - Especially you. But especially ME

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
250 - Your checkup was inconclusive!

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
500 - Excellent use of the K button

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
1G - Relocked an achievement!

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
250 - Boss’s wife married!

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
2G - You name is a hurricane

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
250 - Don’t think about spiders in your ears

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
250 - Blarg! Ra! Smüx!

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
3G - David Bowie wants a word