League leader from 1975 to 1978, Zeb Hansen ran back and forth across the regulation field’s three areas of horizontal turf into one end’s magical teleporter and out of the other end’s equally magic teleporter over and over to score many touchdowns for the appreciative home crowd at LED Stadium in Redline City.

Retiring in 1983, Hansen moved to Flagstaff, Arizona with his new wife and 2 children from his first marriage to Carole King and started a small chain of hot dog restaurants. He thinks the best robots are cylons and his favourite TV show is Knight Rider.

Zeb Hansen died in 1991 in a laser mishap at the Flagstaff Science Center.